I'm mad. I guess Santa bought me internally.
(Rockefeller)
He said "loose weight. I'll make you look good, almost."

Nope.
Here's a song for you.

Shm, Almost. 

You are out of your mind for that. 

He also said "I like big asses because of you." 

I got really mad and told him, "You have sex with Nikki, old man. It's not going to look good on you." 

He said "you're right... I'm worried about that." 

Then I was want to blame this on mind control because... well, It's kinda wrong but I said "If you had sex with me it wouldn't have looked bad."